Gas prices have skyrocketed to the point that it feels like fuel has become a luxury commodity. People are feeling pain at the pump right now, but Ice-T has managed to squeeze in a moment of gas-related levity that has gone viral on Twitter. Without spoiling it in full, Ice-T made a post that at first compels readers to think he underwent a recent harrowing experience – only to bring the anecdote around and land it with comedic perfection in a gas joke. Based on the level of response, it’s safe to say that Ice-T has won Twitter for the day: 

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down….. My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

I knew it as pump 3. 😄 pic.twitter.com/hnVFpCjmrj